Purrsarcasm — Sarcastic Cat Tees, Hoodies & Mugs
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Free shipping over $75
A flat $5.99 on smaller orders, to all 50 US states.
30-day returns
Changed your mind? Approved returns get a free prepaid return label.
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Ships from the US
Sent from our US warehouse, delivered in 5–11 business days.
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Orders arrive within 5–11 business days in total from the date you place them. This already includes up to 3 business days of order processing. We ship with USPS, UPS, FedEx or DHL. Business days exclude weekends and US public holidays, and delivery times are estimates, not guarantees. We ship to all 50 US states, including Alaska and Hawaii.
Standard shipping is free on all orders over $75. For orders below that threshold, a flat rate of $5.99 applies. Exact costs are always shown at checkout before you confirm your purchase.
No. We ship to addresses within the United States only and do not accept international orders.
You can request a return within 30 days of the delivery date. Items must be unused, unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition and packaging with all tags attached, and every return must be approved by our support team before you send it back. Personalized or custom-made items, gift cards, digital products, personal care or hygiene products, final sale or clearance items (if any) and perishable goods cannot be returned.
No. Returns are free — once your return is approved, we email you a prepaid return label. Keep your drop-off receipt until your refund has been issued.
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Cats have opinions. We just print them.
Purrsarcasm is a small US shop for people who live with a tiny, judgmental roommate. Every design is an original cartoon cat paired with a self-written one-liner, the kind of dry joke your cat would make if it could be bothered to talk. We print them on tees, hoodies, mugs and crew socks, keep them in stock in our US warehouse and check every order before it ships.
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